quarta-feira, outubro 26, 2005

Autobiografia



l.gato is still a cool cat
l.gato is soga goro
l.gato is still a cool cat sax player headlines cambridge city music fest
l.gato is distributed under the lgpl you can make changes to the code
l.gato is also reported by health practitioners to be beneficial in relieving side
l.gato is considered by many as perhaps the most important botanical of our time because of its ability to support the immune system*
l.gato is considered by many as perhaps the most important botanical of our time because of its ability to support the immune system
l.gato is ranked highly
l.gato is the tour guide and he shows us these things through his interpretation of them
l.gato is becoming a legend in the united states and world
l.gato is hoping to move yet again
l.gato is going to continue forging ahead into the fickle music industry
l.gato is an immune system and metabolic tonifying herb of the highest order— equal
l.gato is to complete as many missions as you can without returning to your sub tender for supplies and repairs
l.gato is a worthy follower along the same path navigated recently by microprose's silent service
l.gato is on of the first wrestlers to arrive on the bcw scene
l.gato is laid down in Groton
l.gato is becoming a legend in the united states and worldwide
l.gato is
l.gato is the name
l.gato is to provide access to help on many types of problems
l.gato is expected to be finalized
l.gato is an open source project licensed under the gnu library general public license
l.gato is a super
l.gato is a pleasure
l.gato is also used to relieve the side effects of chemotherapy
l.gato is doing with the preparation of the asado
l.gato is furious at his leader's death and had launched one of the neue ziel's claw arms at the gwaden head ship
l.gato is leaving he tells kou he will kill everyone gets in the way of the restoration of zeon
l.gato is thought to help those suffering from a variety of stomach and bowel disorders
l.gato is an acclaimed botanical that has been used for centuries by south american herbalists to help support the body
l.gato is also available in the following combination
l.gato is a noted immune
l.gato is another flying dutchman collection from under fire and bolivia with one previously unreleased track
l.gato is an exemplary character
l.gato is marketed all over peru
l.gato is a woody vine that grows up trees in the highlands of peru
l.gato is "a weapon”
l.gato is a weapon
l.gato is excellent on ballads
l.gato is ook een beweeglijke creoolse dans en werd overal in argentinië gedanst
l.gato is sent in to capture the nuclear
l.gato is a ladies man
l.gato is in verschillende druivensoorten verkrijgbaar
l.gato is available
l.gato is a well established
l.gato is featured on tenor sax after not releasing an album for 10 long years
l.gato is a great sax player; he just wears me out sometimes
l.gato is a good friend of mine and tolerates my bad Spanish
l.gato is surrounded by members of the smooth jazz elite
l.gato is a fast electric scooter alternative and we have the best price on the internet
l.gato is now considered equal
l.gato is a cluster of five european commission
l.gato is concerned by this "status quo" and hinted that the former rebels may turn to armed banditry
l.gato is lord
l.gato is forced to retreat and escapes on a boat sent by the u
l.gato is in the area
l.gato is sometimes referred
l.gato is no longer interested in innovating
l.gato is sometimes referred to as the ‘jewel of the amazon'
l.gato is married to another montgomery county school teacher
l.gato is being used in advertising for mt
l.gato is a tango association created by some dancers for who argentine tango is a passion
l.gato is found in amazone region and has been used to the ashaninka tribes in ages in their
l.gato is one of 100 winners who received $2
l.gato is spanish for "cat”
l.gato is totally devoted to this site
l.gato is betting that its track record developing digital media products for other companies will be an asset in giving eyetv a unique mac flavor
l.gato is the greatest wrestler of all time; who else to defeat the mighty professor apocalypso?
l.gato is ideal and uses free
l.gato is freely available
l.gato is a safe
l.gato is the marine equivalent of an oasis and padi international resort association member
l.gato is the gift of the remote peruvian jungles
l.gato is going to experience a little action in ye ol booty
l.gato is shown in fig
l.gato is usually danced by a single couple whose partners move independently
l.gato is always waiting outside
l.gato is a charismatic leader
l.gato is being studied in universities in germany
l.gato is a powerful immune enhancing herb from the rain forests of peru

terça-feira, outubro 25, 2005

Aspirin G



Pergunta a qualquer pessoa. Irão todos dizer-te que são a favor de direitos iguais para os homossexuais. Coloca a questão, pergunta. Irão todos dizer que sim, os gays devem ter os mesmos direitos na habitação, empregos, alojamento em hotéis de 5 estrelas, e devem ter igual acesso aos beneficios estatais, igual protecção legal, concentrações de motards e boletins meteorológicos.
Até que se chega à questão da aspirina gay. É então quando esta conversa de igualdade congela.

quinta-feira, outubro 20, 2005

Undress Code #1



Acabou de me chegar às mãos um exemplar da “Política de Apresentação Pessoal” da empresa onde trabalho (é claro que não vou dizer que se trata do Hotel Alfa, ali mesmo em frente às Twin Towers). Resumindo:

Cabelo – nada de cortes à Oasis, nem “daqueles que agora se usam muito” e que parece que foram feitos por alguém com Parkinson em estado avançado. Isso poderia dar aos clientes a ideia de que nesta empresa trabalham rabetas e viciadas da pastilha. Se querem um emprego, vão para o Bairro Alto! “Os estilos de corte/penteados devem transmitir um aspecto limpo e asseado” (sic). Atenção às raizes dos cabelos pintados!

A meu ver, este primeiro ponto tem as suas vantagens: sei agora que neste hotel nunca haverá lugar para o Garcia Pereira, a Vanda Stuart, Abel Xavier e Pedro Santana Lopes. É reconfortante.

quinta-feira, outubro 13, 2005

Hey, vote for me!



Senhores e senhoras, gatos, cães e empregados de mesa, é a loucura.
Mais uma batedeira, mais um voto!

Há algo de podre neste reino de Portugal.

segunda-feira, outubro 03, 2005

L. Gato, o Santo Tirsense



Eu, L. Gato, filho de cantante, eu, L. Gato Negro, circuncizado pela navalha de um homem que não estava lá e baptizado pela mão de um papa que nunca esteve, chamam-me hoje o Santo Tirsense, mas não sou de nenhum país, de nenhuma cidade, de nenhum gang mata-polícia e assalta a BP de Carnaxide. Sou filho do caminho, o telhado é a minha patria e a minha vida uma constante travessia. Não pertenço a ninguém. Não sou de um deus em que não acredito nem da terra que piso.